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Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex
Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane
by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025
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cookie

by Just Dat Guy December 14, 2019
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Cookie

A cookie is a type of food that you can get by liking a youtubers video or subscribing to them.
"Cookies" on a website is actually data, when you say yes, you say yes to let the website sell your data.
YouTuber: Subscribe now to get a free Cookie.
Viewer: Ight why not?

Website: Do you accept our cookies?
Viewer: Sure, What can go wrong
by anonymous September 9, 2020
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Cookie

A stripper name for a nappy head add bitch tbh. Cookie is the bitch in the back with them 2 front teeth sticking out laughing hard asf....cookie also ain’t got no knees
Person 1: damn was was funny

Person 2: frr lmao
*loud ass cackling and stomping in the back*
Person 1: that must be cookies loud ass
by anonymous January 13, 2021
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COOKIE

A shy but kind person. She loves to read and finds the dumest things funny. She is also extremely sexy and has a big ass. When she falls in love she falls in love deep. Also a ginger with long hair. The man that loves her will not be able to keep his hands off her.
Dam, that Girl is such a Cookie.

Dam cookie is so sexy, I love her!!
by Dogcat123321 May 31, 2018
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A digital copy of a human consciousness (emerging in black Mirror series). First appeared in White Christmas, the cookies then became a noticeable element of the show, especially widely mentioned in the last episode.
"You're a simulated brainful of code, stored in this little winget we call a "cookie". - Matt, explaining things to Greta (White Christmas).

Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)

"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).
by owldespair March 6, 2018
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freaked cookies

"When he heard I was going to move again, he totally freaked cookies."
by Kreeees January 24, 2024
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