Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

Crack Fiend

A person who is deemed to be crazy or insane by other people

Lee James is a crack fiend

Look at that crack fiend run in circles. What a fookin idiot

by Grommit mug May 31, 2021

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

crack

Indian English slang for someone who's totally crazy, mental or eccentric.

Probably a shortened version of "crackpot".

Don't talk to him, he's crack.

by shree711 September 9, 2020

Crack

The act of hitting someone’s jaw with a clenched fist

Hamoudi from Granville: Whats wrong cuz?
Moey DW: I’m about to crack this cunt
Hamoudi from Granville: Why do you wanna crack him cuz?
Moey DW: Cuz he keeps giving me dirties like I know the bloke or something
Hamoudi from Granville: Alright cuz let’s crack him together

by this_is_how_we_do August 27, 2021

Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.

Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.

by Siejsnms August 23, 2019

Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023