Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020

Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

Crack baby

Jon

Shut up Jon you’re a crack baby

by Don The Amish March 29, 2024

pad crack

When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts

*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"

by liam padcraic aiken April 29, 2015

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.

Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.

by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021