JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
The future of mankind.
by phonker April 15, 2003
by Uzas October 23, 2003
when two men engage in furry sex while simultaneously screaming and when they finish one cums onto a nintendo switch
by killstation slut January 31, 2021
When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
by n26 October 02, 2007
Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.
by DACIII July 03, 2007
by Ur mum gei October 12, 2018