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April

This girl is such a sweet girl, She's every guy's dream girl. Great conversation, great company, good noodles. Her memes are adorable, dastardly and heart wrenching I must say lol. April thank you for your friendship, it helped me to quit drinking and smoking years ago. No matter how many times I've fucked up over the years things that could've been easily avoidable she'll find the maturity to wish me well. I understand it's my fault, I lost my phone and was permanently locked out of my accounts. You've been a great friend, and you deserve much better than that. I know you're brilliant and you'll succeed at what you put your mind to. I hope you'll find happiness in every asset of life. No worries.
by vitaliconrad November 5, 2022
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April 28

April 28th is fuck your girl like a slut day. So, when you see her on this day, you know what to do!
Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro
by hevebj April 27, 2024
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No idiots April

U cannot talk with idiots
No idiots April u wont talk with an idiot
by Tuje February 2, 2019
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April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.
Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."
by Digbars_leftovers. April 28, 2024
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April 18th

“It’s April 18th today,”
No way it’s National Bonnie Day!”
We should give money to anyone named Bonnie,”
by chairseat25 April 18, 2022
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April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.
On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.
by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024
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April 7

Only the most sexiest, loud, energetic, and awesome people are born on this date. (can be caught dancing out of nowhere)
Wow, She’s so sexy I bet she was born on April 7th!
by sexy girl 08 August 18, 2021
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