Chris Millered

When you're too heavy and get stuck in the water slide, causing an awkward, frustrating delay as you try to move but can't.

Man, we just got Chris Millered.

by YungMan81125 June 21, 2025

Chris

A goon or a fat pig

Cool, look at that chris

by CHriskeympon June 30, 2025

Chris

Someone who loves a cookie, one would describe a Chris as a real Cookie Monster.

You see that guy, he is a real Chris with those chocolate chip cookies.

by Tpert July 6, 2025

The Chris Effect

The "Chris" Effect, where someone gives off the impression that they hate something or someone with a passion, but in reality, they have a deep affection or love for the aforementioned

A guy I know plays this game for many hours almost every day, but he always talks about how much he hates the game, as he continues to play it. I think he has a case of The Chris Effect

by JoeModest July 10, 2025

Chris

The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.

A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.

by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025

Chris

The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports

Chris says “ AYGHAHE , ALLAH IS GREAT PLUS 5”

by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025

Chris hurtt

Big ass forehead go get a life punk

You see Chris hurtt? Yeahhhhh how could u not with that forehead

by Rashaina August 17, 2025