When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
Get the Old Faithfulmug. I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024
Get the Old Texas Cassie Goodbyemug. Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Old schoolmug. When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.
by deadmemecity September 8, 2020
Get the The old coat trickmug. by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
Get the 37 year old manmug. by Giggamungis April 25, 2023
Get the Old School Monkeymug. Is that old saint nick
by Illeb December 21, 2021
Get the Old Saint Nickmug.