Brain

A shortened form of "Braindead," commonly used when something braindead happens, or someone is being braindead.

Friend 1: *does something retarded*

Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up you are so brain!"

by TheHayBale October 15, 2020

Alford Dominicks brain

Myth Hypothetical genius and has super powers

Alford Dominicks brain can let him fly and do other cool stuff like super heros or villians

by Coalmining49 September 11, 2025

happy brain worm juice

a substitute word for dopamine.

Person 1: seeing people in pain is my happy brain worm juice
Person 2: .... W H A T?

by LeeKnowsLeftShoe May 5, 2025

Brain

Something you don’t have.

Person #1, “What’s a brain?”

Person #2, “Look it up on urban dictionary.”

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Brain Person

A person who doesn't use their brain, but is always in their head.

Brain Person example:
Not using brain: Ahh maybe I should eat these copper wires now.
Inside of head: I'm not capable of upholding productive habits; there must be something wrong with me.

by thawout May 11, 2025

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021