by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
Get the God is Jakemug. A type of guy who is short and rude and does drugs, but is nice and cool to hang around with sometimes.
Man Jake is a cool person but is really rude when he wants to be.
"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"
"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"
by It's ur girl isabella September 21, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
Get the lumber jakemug. There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025
Get the Jakemug. Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020
Get the Jake Gallaghermug.