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I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.
Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)
by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023
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National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made
Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar
by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021
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make it RIGHT

what you keep saying all day after listening to Recovery by JB :)
Person 1: hey do you know where is my
Person 2: MAKE IT RIGHT!!
Person 1: hey I'm talking
Person 2: IT'S TIME TO DO YA RIGHT!
by srsly,LOL September 17, 2017
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make a song day

On november 4 it’s make a song day. Make a song with a ukulele guitar or piano any instrument you want
Carol: Hey Kyle can i hear the song you made?
Kyle: Uhh...Ohh it’s make a song day today
by anihulleyy November 2, 2019
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make tamales

Two gay male bottoms trying to have anal sex
They met at the club but when they got home and realized they were both bottoms, all they could do was make tamales.
by GaycationAllIEverWanted December 18, 2014
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