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jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked
hey jake he is a nonce
by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021
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Jake

A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.
Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.
by FishCat01 April 28, 2019
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Jake Paul

An obnoxious young male. He's messed up in the head. He manipulates little kids. He will do anything for clout and views.
Erika Costell: Did you hear Jake Paul is getting married with Tana mongou? And he is making people pay 50$ to watch the ceremony!
Alissa Violet: I bet they are gonna get divorced since it's just for clout and views
by VroseV July 28, 2019
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Jake

Looks like a garden gnome and drives a low end sports car
Jake He definitely drives a scion frs look alike
by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025
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Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep
by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020
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Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
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Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022
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