American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Cookie Dooks

A man who ends up gay Infront of another man while fucking a woman

That man over there is totally cookie dooks

by AHEGHHHHWHEHSNWMS May 6, 2022

Grandma's cookies

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

by 026boys April 30, 2019

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Sugar Cookie

A cat that goes into the neighbors yard and then runs back into its owner’s backyard to roll in dirt or sand.

“That little Sugar Cookie better come back here now.”

by Binkerman22 May 8, 2022