Cup no brown ho

When your maritime mother confuses her typing

My daughter is a cup no brown ho

by yup887 February 2, 2021

ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.

Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!

by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021

fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

Ho Bunker

Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch

Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.

Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here

by Hobunker123 February 26, 2021

Unidine Ho

An individual who works at the Shithole of a company in Somers Point, New Jersey

Reggie: “ I just started my job today”

Jerome:” oh yeah where at?”

Reggie: “Unidine”

Jerome: “Bruh that makes you Unidine Ho”

by JerseyBoyWithAMagnum February 28, 2021

Half Ho

A girl who will flirt with a guy for a long time and then ghost his ass, for no reason.

Person 1: Wow did you hear Allie ghosted Austin?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a half ho.

by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021

Ho-hit

A little, tiny, scrappy dope hit.

Come on man, just give me a little ho-hit... I'll suck your dick.

by Peckerwoodpimp March 20, 2021