Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.

That fat fuck has pit cans!

by them00se July 22, 2012

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

Mert Can

The most trustworthy, handsome, loving and unique man you’ll ever meet. Mert Can is everything men want to be and everything women want to be with. Mert Can is wise beyond his years, forgiving, young at heart, and hilarious. He’s kind to everyone and extremely humble for how smart and successful he is at everything he does. Mert Can is the whole package.

Hi, Mert Can! What an honor to meet you!

by R192021 November 23, 2021

what can rochelle eat

Uhm... Idk... Don't make me angry

What can Rochelle eat
Wes:What do you wanna eat baby.
Rochelle:Uhm... Idk

by @Raydonimous August 24, 2019

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Cans-Only'd

When you're at the show and need to throw away your trash but you walk all the way over to the bin to find out it is for "Cans Only".

Check out that guy doing the walk of shame with all this trash; He just got Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021

Mrs. Can

She’s a Can Mrs. Can

Woah it’s Mrs. Can wowie she exists!

by CanChan March 1, 2020