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Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot
by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
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Sam pig

A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.
Ewwww Sam pig is ugly!!!!
by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 3, 2019
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Sam

The name is Sam .. he must definitely got 98% .. wherever he go .this tag 98 follows him and people on the earth laud him "LORD SAM"
Eg .Ohh sam !!!my god damn !! 98%
by Anti bigger foundation November 24, 2021
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Sam

1) sam’s gay

Sam) No u
by DarKness Bladz April 28, 2020
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Sam

sam is the white washed Punjab that suck a lot of dick and thinks he is sexy but he is really gay.
Sommeray: Look at sams gayass punjab!!! EWW
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!

Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder
by sams gay dad November 20, 2019
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A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.
Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.
by anonymous December 31, 2021
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Sam

by The writer of beyond thoughts. December 30, 2020
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