Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

intense pig latin

what ends up on the screen when your curser mysteriously moves as you try to type

i was instant messaging with my friend when my cursor moved and she could not understand the intense pig latin on my screen! "slike my lifeounds" (translation: sounds like my life)

by thelwngnome December 29, 2011

e-pig

A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.

“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”

by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020

Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.

look at the person, they love to pig roast!

by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025

young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.

"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020