Ghost shit

You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..

"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"

by footfarmer September 27, 2005

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

by Ole Red February 18, 2007

Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.

Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night

by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009

Shit by Sodexo

The quality of food served at dining halls managed by Sodexo

P: That food was just awful.
M: No, it was shit by sodexo.

by daneit September 17, 2019

Die Shitting

To die whilst taking a shit. Used to express your anger and hatred for someone.

Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you

1) Die shitting bitch!
2) Well you can go die shitting.

by Sc0rpi0n January 5, 2007

This shit is legit

This is cool, awesome, amazing, tight.
Could also mean "real".

1.This song is fuckin rockin!
Yeah this shit is legit!

2. This Rolex is legit....I swear.

by samscissorhands September 12, 2009

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007