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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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powder that makes you say yes

A powder that indeed does make you say yes. It derives from a recent meme.
"Have you seen the movie Yes Man? It's about a man who challenges himself to eat powder that makes you say yes"
by skunklovers December 8, 2018
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Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Make a pearl

Getting sand in your swimming suit and then being unable to get it out for a extended amount of time.
She had so much sand in her bikini bottom that give the right length of time and amount of pressure she was sure to make a pearl.
by MAUNSTER May 7, 2018
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National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)
Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay
by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022
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Make no never mind

by Make no never mind March 21, 2024
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How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified
Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.
by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023
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