crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

Cookie Guy

The Cookie Guy is a twunk that loves snickerdoodles and chocolate chip cookies.

Me: I need to peg that Cookie Guy right now.

by Piggyaru April 4, 2022

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

Grandma's cookies

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

by 026boys April 30, 2019

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Cookie Dooks

A man who ends up gay Infront of another man while fucking a woman

That man over there is totally cookie dooks

by AHEGHHHHWHEHSNWMS May 6, 2022