Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie

A piece of baked flour with frickin chocolate parts thrown randomly on it. If you are payin attention to dis then congratz u lost 10sec reading this dumb definition like who doesnt know wot a cookie is

Someone: Hey want a cookie?
Another someone: where is it?
Someone: well check the previous definition and decide...

by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021

Cookie

Depends..

1.cookie that you eat
2.cookie that you 'eat' or lick :>

1.The cookie in the cafeteria is delicious!
2.Put this cookie right in your face-Cardi v

by Bichgetyouruglyassoopaloompass October 13, 2020

Cookie

A sugary treat that can take forms of chocolate chip,plain,oatmeal raisin(eww),nobakes,ect

Something that help online viruses

I eat cookie u eat cookie I'm a cookie monster u are a cookie human

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025