Trash Cans

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.

Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother

by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Butt Can

Some who like butts in a can.

I’m such a butt can.
Ew your a butt can.

by Wee waa March 29, 2021

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

can i party with you

Fuck

Boy: can I party with you?

Girl: Hell yeah!

Boy: you know what I mean?

Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh

by Lolbaddie July 22, 2017