Simp

I am a simp and I just want you to be happy theshanek 👻

Just kidding send nudes you simp

by Giant coach August 27, 2020

Simp

A man who thinks about woman, interacta with a woman or has any sort of connection with a woman unless they are your mother, sister or cousin. They are the scum of the earth.

Man 1: *thinks about woman*
Man 2: "look at this motherfucking simp"

by vinigersplit August 27, 2020

Simp

S.uper
I.nto
M.ashed
P.otatoes

That is the correct definition of the word 'simp'

Guy 1: yeah I'm a simp

Person named mashed potatoes: ooo yk thats right bb

by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020

Simp

Simp is a Male who will treat a girl better then a guy, but the girl will always friend zone the dude but the Simp doesn't know

Gary: Hey Stop being mean to her guys she is a queen

Josh: your a SIMP

by Vix.HQ August 28, 2020

Simp

Teo danjou

Teo danjou is the biggest simp

by Papi holden August 28, 2020

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Simp

Individual who does way too much for someone they like. Generally not a smart person either.

“You bought that girl a mercedes? Damn Brian you guys must be pretty serious.”

Brian “Naw she’s just a friend, she deserves it”

“Bro you are a fucking simp”

by Papisloppy August 29, 2020