Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Punch the Prime minister

to take a piss

AYE MATE IMMA GO AND PUNCH THE PRIME MINISTER

by russianer March 18, 2024

punch the donut

hit the cervix during intercourse

"Ouch! You punched my donut!"

Punch the donut

by eldoot December 21, 2019

Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"

by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022

Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.

This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!

by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018

Obari Punch

The Obari Punch is defined as a stylised punch, and is one of the most significant hallmarks of Masami Obari himself.

Some of the first appearances of the Obari Punch were in Iczer-1 and Getter Robo Go.

by Snapper2001 November 9, 2025

Hunch Punch

When you think a one night stand will be good, then it turns out awful.

Megan said that her and Nate had a hunch punch last night!

by Natalie123 March 22, 2017