When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
Get the Straight panicmug. When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.
by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014
Get the straight airmug. by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
Get the straight pts fuqnmug. Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
Get the As straight as a roman roadmug. The term “Straight Sudzin” comes from the old special term made by someone who is special themself. The term refers to one partaking in a bath time with a bubble bath and rubber ducky. Another might refer to the term as being slang for having a bath time with themself.
“Hello there kind sir mind if we go Straight Sudzin in ur bathroom and i definitely won’t tickle each one of your ballsacks individually”
by sudzincomittee011 February 10, 2022
Get the Straight Sudzinmug. Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
Get the Straight Pipemug. Term used to identify man who are attracted only to woman whom were born a woman. Some way of being recognized is with the flag Black and Orange ⬛️🟧
by Rick77 March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.