rooftop monkey

you don’t wanna know

shut up you rooftop monkey

by 💀⚫️ June 14, 2019

Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019

Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.

Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!

by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette

Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life

by Unkown............ September 28, 2017

monkey jealous

Extremely jealous; jealous as one monkey without a banana is for another monkey with a banana

"I get monkey jealous about you."

by Myob76 September 28, 2017