Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail

Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck

by Jollywallie April 18, 2021

duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter

Wynter should eat duck cum

by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017

duck nuck

a duck nuck is what u use to discribe something silly like silly goose but its not.

Olivia: i broke my ankles today
Matt: you silly duck nuck

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

barbeque duck

barbeque duck Means that you want to cover your homies dick in barbeque sauce and suck it until your throat makes quaking noises

John: I want the “barbeque duck” tonight

Duck: what the duck

by Ducky_wucky April 6, 2023

Duck

A prisoner that is made to carry contraband or do things for tougher prisoners that they themselves don't want to risk doing or is seen as demeaning

The leader of the AB would regularly have ducks pack their asses full of tobacco and to mule to the hole to then pass off to his fellow gang members in solitary

by anonymous April 3, 2024