The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.
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Get the Chris mug.A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...
Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
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When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth
When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth
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