MAGAt(s)

Compound of MAGA supporters and maggots.

Trumpie(s): " Get those darn illegals outta here!!!"
logic users: "Oh great... its a MAGAt(s)."

by makidonalds January 30, 2025

V/S

In BDSM terms you can be a versatile if you both dom and sub. Similarily you can also be a switch if you too and bottom.

The combination is a "versatile switch". Or shortened; V/S.

Do you wanna dom or sub? Top or bottom?

Any man I'm a V/S

by BLUEBERRY PAWPRINT June 07, 2023

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 02, 2022

Samarth S.

Man was thicccc asf, now not anymore.

Damn girl, haven't you been eating? your ass has gone Samarth S.

by DABENJ November 23, 2021

Simpion(s)

Aaron's definition; another expression for the word "symptoms"...used in place of "symptoms" for the male population that cannot spell.

"Bill told me he only had cold simpion(s) and a headache."

by Rodeo Bowbashowski March 18, 2009

Julie S

shes a terrible teacher and doesn't know how to teach at alll!!!!

Person 1: do you know what we are learning in science?
Person 2: no, I have Julie S

by ilovegrapes25 February 20, 2024