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tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick
Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.
by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017
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house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.
"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"
by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020
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punch-drunk

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.
Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.
by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025
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Punch the ale

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit
by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017
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Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
by PeacockSequence October 15, 2022
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