cookie blanket

yum

"Cookie blanket." "Yum!"

by humantrafficker September 26, 2021

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie

A ugly ass grumpy chihuahua that usually lives ina Hispanic household

Cookie wouldn’t stop barking at the door

by randouser October 29, 2017

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies

Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league

by Sgfreed July 28, 2023

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying

When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent

by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024