cum toothpaste 

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

cum toothpaste by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cum-shit fuck-eater 

One who eats the fluid seeping from an anus after it has been ejaculated in.

Scott is a cum-shit fuck-eater because after Ryan fucked his mom in the ass he drank the leftovers.

cum-shit fuck-eater by ScotD September 14, 2007

cum killers

A girl or group of semi-nasty thick thighed girls who "cock block" a mans seed sharing attempt with their hot friend.

A Guy named "Guy" has made successful moves on a hottie named Brenda at a local bar. He heads over as last call was announced to take her back to his place for some "Dipping Fun" and out of nowhere Brendas friend approaches

Hot Chicks friend "Kerri Kankles" - Brenda ummm my socks keep falling down and I'm embarrassed can you take me home?

Hot Chicks friend 2 "Yeah Brenda ummmm we"re kinda hungry too can we stop by and get 15 krystal burgers on the way home?

Brenda being the faithful friend tells Guy that tonight is not a good not.

Guy turns to his friends..."That my friends are a couple of cum killers"

cum killers by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Cum-Sucking Demon Slut 

A person who sucks a lot of cum and is also a demon and a slut. usually, terminology only used when someone doesnt know what else to insult another person with. Basically, stupid assholes say to their perfect ex-girlfriends.

Sam: you know what kate, you are a cum-sucking demon slut

Cum-Sucking Demon Slut by demonslut November 6, 2011

cum d'eau

cum d'eau is French for cum in water -- what a guy sees in a glass of water after he's blows his load in it -- and then he or someone drinks it.

Matt always leaves cum d'eau in my night water!

cum d'eau by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

cum balloons 

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.

Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.

cum balloons by mr. amazing July 30, 2008

cum martini 

swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers

Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.

cum martini by honeyiscool March 24, 2008