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Zach

A fucking disgusting greasy crustacean. Thinks he's better than everyone else. Can't draw to save his life.
Zach is such a crusty boy.
by Lumpycheeze June 6, 2019
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Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"
by user9173 October 20, 2019
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Zach

an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends
Sarah: man, I love Zach

Davy: I don't, he smells
by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018
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Zach

by THOMAS2011 February 28, 2017
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Zach

A small guy in the pants. Likes to dress like a wannabe gangster. His pants are usually sagged lower than his IQ. He parties alot and thinks he is hot with the ladies. He is an LG slayer ; however he fails to succeed. He likes to think he is perfect.
Lexi : "Oh Zach is wheeling you? Don't feel special he does it to everyone"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
by superejb27 November 21, 2014
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Zach

A guy with an unfairly amazing butt
Why can't I have a butt like Zach?
by fuckychucky February 24, 2017
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Zach

He's boss. Loves video games and has all the girls
I love that zach. He's sooo boss
by Bobsmells069 December 25, 2016
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