Zach

A huge dumbass that's kind but mostly known for stupidity and his cockyness.

Wow Zach you are an idiot

by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020

Zach

Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.

Zach touched me again

by dghmjhk,.mkhggdfsfghjk,jhgfdsd February 24, 2022

Zach

an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends

Sarah: man, I love Zach

Davy: I don't, he smells

by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018

Zach

is annoying piece of shit

man that Zach is an annoying piece of shit

by THOMAS2011 February 28, 2017

Zach

A small guy in the pants. Likes to dress like a wannabe gangster. His pants are usually sagged lower than his IQ. He parties alot and thinks he is hot with the ladies. He is an LG slayer ; however he fails to succeed. He likes to think he is perfect.

Lexi : "Oh Zach is wheeling you? Don't feel special he does it to everyone"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"

by superejb27 November 21, 2014

Zach

A guy with an unfairly amazing butt

Why can't I have a butt like Zach?

by fuckychucky February 24, 2017

Zach

Zach is just one of those guys. One of those guys who you can laugh with, and watch him rage as he plays video games. He's basically a living anime character and is about 4' 9". Yeah, he's pretty badass too. Though his height is definetly not intimidating, his bad boy rep will scare you. Been suspended a couple times, no big deal because he's Zach.

Guy 1: "Dude that guy looks like he's a fictional character."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."

by teletubbysunbaby January 26, 2017