yeti

Extremely hairy beasts that roam the Earth under the full moon. Their main food supply is sheep, which is why their main nemesis is The sheepslayer. Yetis have lived for many thousands of generations and are often times confused in mythlore as werewolves because of their uncanny ability to change into stronger versions of themselves under the full moon. The avg. height for a full grown yeti is 6' 8" while the biggest one recorded to date was 9' 11". Yetis' teeth are viciously sharp and their claws are deadly and quick. If you do come into contact with a yeti back away slowly and then run in the opposite direction of anything made of wool.

The yetis ate half our flock last night!

I killed 2 of those yetis out back last night when they were attacking my sheep.

My cousin Mel got killed by a yeti last winter when she was wearing a wool coat out on the mountain trails.

by crameel7 April 13, 2011

Sey Yeti

The improper saying of the main lyric from the song, Armor-Clad Faith, which means nothing other than that your uncle is probably related to a Yeti by many means.

Bro, how is your uncle been lately?

Oh you know, just a bit Sey Yeti...

by Commander2Butter May 1, 2024

Pink Yeti

The act of sticking one’s penis inside their freezer.

Cameron: “What are you doing?”
John: “What do you mean what am I doing? I’m making a Pink Yeti for tomorrow!”

by G0LDEN_YT July 6, 2022

yetie

means you are ready to play in fortnite

are we all yetie to play guys?

by yetie August 1, 2024

Yeti Face

when someone who is normally ugly is especially scary on a given day.

Did you see that fat chick in the front row? Yeah she has her yeti face on today.

by chip daniels September 23, 2010

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

Yeti

A girl who is very ugly, an ugly thot, disgusting and just an overall unappealing.

Daquan: should i ask out Sydney?
Shemar: Hell no, she is a yeti.

by Drkrispy January 14, 2016