u*

You asshole

Why did you say that U*?

by Allman Bro March 13, 2018

U-It

To pass a backed-up left turn lane and going down to the next clear left turn opportunity and then, making a U-turn back to your intended destination. Usually, this maneuver is so advantageous that you can wave at all the people still waiting to turn as you pass them.

"Hey, what gives? I thought we were stopping at Ziggies Deli before the movie - you just passed it!" said Jane as she pointed toward the deli.
"Didn't you see that big jammed up turn lane? I'm going down here to U-It." replied Sandra as she u-turned.
"Good idea! Hey look - same people waiting." laughed Jane as she waved to all the people.

by bingo lingo December 29, 2009

U

I miss you!!!
So many things I wish..
Trying not to be blue..
But I am:(

I try not to post when I am sad..
But I am having a hard time shaking it
Maybe I need to get the feeling out and then it will be better…

Hope I didn’t make you blue though
That is why I didn’t post a lot yesterday..

I love U!!!

by U make my legs go wobbly❤️❤️❤️❤️ April 07, 2023

is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci May 01, 2023

is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

by darkestdarci March 22, 2023

U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

No u

See Also: u r

no u r

by David Yoo March 28, 2003