Tim Hayden

When a person begins to bite an apple, you smash it into their teeth and begin to release your bountiful load upon their face.

Adam was eating a Granny Smith, so I gave him a creamy Tim Hayden.

by Ben Cottrell October 30, 2013

Tim Advantage

The state of having ridiculous skill, the ability to do things normal humans would deem impossible.

Wow, how can he do something like that?" wondered the young little boy. "Easy," muttered the old man. "He has Tim Advantage.

by kleenex_ghost July 22, 2011

tim and moby

two gay niggas just teachin 5th graders. moby is tims lover.

maggie: have you heard of tim and moby?

tod: oh yeah aren't they that one gay couple that taught me pi in 5th grade?

by pencapjim March 29, 2018

Tim Drake

The best of Batman's Robins. He deduced Batman and Nightwing's identities by himself. Tim is by far the smartest and most skilled Robin. He's the second best detective on earth after Batman. He now goes by the name Red Robin. He is also known for leading the Teen Titans. He has also been Batman multiple times and has been Batman Beyond after Terry Mginnis died. Tim is a great hacker as well. His primary love interests are Cassandra Sandsmark and Stephanie Brown.

Tim Drake should be Bruce's replacement.

by Tim Jackson Drake June 15, 2017

Tim

Shrimp. Puny. The smallest person in the room. A man whose arms are so small you are afraid to shake his hand in fear they may break. The name you give to a person smaller. less muscular than Tom.

Is she anorexic or just a tim.

Don't get too close to Tim honey, his arms might break.
Wow!

That boss Tom looks massive next to Tim Holtorf.

by RyanNotTom August 23, 2010

Tim Buckley

Tim Buckley is the creator of CAD, short for Ctrl-Alt-Del, a video-game based webcomic that can be found at the URL cad-comic.com. At first, Tim's comic was small, with a friendly community which he frequently interacted with. However, as his community got bigger, he alienated many fans and community members with an arrogant attitude and a seeming lack of care for his fans. This has culminated several times in confrontations, most recently whereupon Tim deleted the RoM subsection of his own forum when accused of sending sexually explicit images to a minor several years past. While his comic continues to enjoy success, those who have interacted with Tim on a personal level have generally negative tales to tell.

Ethan, Lucas, and Lilah are all characters from Tim Buckley's "Ctrl-Alt-Del" comic.

by Former CAD Poster September 30, 2005

Tim Minchin

Tomithy David Minchin: actor, musician and comedian. His Appearance is that of an Australian version of Clockwork Orange's Alex DeLarge.

Did you hear Tim Minchin singing about canvas bags in his concert last night?

by sir Domfsalot March 20, 2011