Third Wheel

A person who can ruin a weekend, picnic, concert, sporting event, or any other kind of activity that you may have planned with your significant other by inviting themselves or guilting you into inviting them. These people are commonly refereed to as a Third Wheel. Third Wheeling is not cool and is frowned upon.

Dude! She's such a Third Wheel, I cant believe she tried to go to prom with them.

by Boogie44 October 1, 2010

stuck on the third

When you're stuck on third base or can't get past.

"Hey man I'm stuck on the third. Can u give me some tips?"

by I'm_invisible September 19, 2015

Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.

Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.

by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011

May third

National take a hoodie day.

“ITS MAY THIRD GIVE ME YOUR HODDIE” “oh yea I forgot here”.

by just_him May 2, 2022

third liner

A derogatory term for an athlete on a team sport not reaching his/her potential

Larry … oh Larry …. He tries, but really he is just a third liner.

by Third Coach April 2, 2023

Third twin

The backup twin

"You must be the third twin of the family"

by MShadow2016 August 12, 2016

BenVonRolls The Third

BenVonRolls is an ancient God who carries many rolls. He gives the the poor by magically making rolls appear out of no where. He is the true lord and Saviour.

The Mighty BenVonRolls The Third gave me some of his rolls yesterday.

by SniperGod420 May 11, 2018