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sounder pounder

The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.
Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."
by SlamSow March 17, 2016
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big pounder

the act of sexual intercourse being the most amazing yet painful thing you will ever feel.
"oh my god Jessica, Brad gave me a big pounder last night at the party!"
by mr. worlwide dale March 17, 2022
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half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019
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pillow pounder

someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.
my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows

hes my lil pillow pounder <3
by IWantMyForeskinBackBitch December 18, 2023
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Quarter pounder

1. A burger that contains a quarter pound of beef. This version was popularized by McDonalds.
2. A large or girthy dick, usually in reference to a black person.
3. An overweight woman that is very attractive.
4. A joint containing 4 oz. of marijuana.
5. A joint that is so massive that it ceases to look like a joint and begins to resemble a burrito. This version of the term comes from the 1978 Cheech and Chong stoner movie "Up in Smoke".
Why are you eating that entire quarter pounder? That's got 13 grams of saturated fat!
by migmoller23 November 18, 2022
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Drop’in Pounders

When your infant child take a wild shit. More or equal to a pound of shit
Oh my God this morning The child had to of been drop’in pounders that diaper it had to of been at least a pound if not more
by Rae the rat November 26, 2019
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Gap Pounder

1.Name of a popular mens softball team in Kansas from 2000-2004.

2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.

3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.
Ron: "Alright, Jimmy i want you to pound that gap right there."(points to the outfield)

Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"

Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."

Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."
by Mavie B August 9, 2012
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