Ski Jumper

A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.

I did the ski jumper this morning in the shower.

by Josh Coiner October 16, 2008

Skiing Mt.Baldy

Using a woman's shaved pubic mound to launch ice cubes in the air that have been ejected from your ass at a high rate of speed; traveling down the belly,across the navel and over Mt.Baldy.
Points are given for style, sounds effects and hang time.
Some of the more adventurous players have been know to receive points by catching cubes in there mouth before the ice hits the floor.

For example: after a really sweltering day in New York City, my cousin Vic say's he's gonna go relax by Skiing Mt.Baldy.
Or: Damn your breath be stankin' dude - you been catching cubes on Mt. Baldy again?

by TenderTim February 27, 2012

Ski lodge

It's when a rando goes ass to mouth on a father and son couple (PRO TIP: a father/son couple is known as a banana dive).

After they were done with their banana dive, the duo popped in for a round of ski lodge.

by analslayer March 22, 2017

ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.

John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank

by John David Thompson September 12, 2013

Uphill Skiing

A man/woman who tosses off 2 men simultaneously. while on their knees looking up.

Marie done a spot of uphill skiing on the weekend...

by AFCLANES September 19, 2009

Ski ass

The description of a person with a hidden booty. Generally, the person wears baggy pants that has a round, full beautiful ass.

Kate has that ski ass! I don't understand why she always wearing those baggy jeans!

by CuzImBrownhuh March 6, 2010

Ski Sloping

The act of anally penetrating someone with force using gravity and the skill of sking down a slope. The victim is stuck in a stationary position at the end of the slope.

dude i totally feel like ski sloping kmster at the mall of the emirates indoor slope.

by hax0rdewd September 15, 2010