crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

tip to crust

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.

When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.

by tiptocrust May 19, 2016

crust dragon

when you cum on any surface and let it roll down the object ( Vertical) and let it dry till crusted

i forgot to clean up after a wank session and i left a nasty Crust Dragon on my wall,Blanket ect

by Member_That_One_Guy December 27, 2016

Butter crust

After a man jizzes inside of a woman, the remains of ejaculation around the rim of her vagina are called “butter crust”

Bro she was pickin that butter crust out of her pubes all night

by Butterynips June 23, 2020

Crusted cunt

When a girl or trans females pussy is crusted over with the jizz of another man

Sorry mia, I’m not gonna fuck you until you fix your crusted cunt

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

Mr crust

my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him

maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022