Friend

Someone who pretends to like you than later stabs you in the back

Look I have a friend! Oops now I have nothing but lonelyness and pain.

by Depressed.teen August 13, 2017

Friend

“People who want to annoy each other so much the other people want to kill them but don’t”😂

I really like my friend but sometimes i want to kill her in a good way lol.

by TrUeFrIeNdS January 20, 2020

friends

what friends

i have no friends

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

Friends

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

by That Dudе June 26, 2018

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

Friend

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.

Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.

by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017