Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

by Tattieheid January 5, 2023

Yer Ma'

Yer ma is "your mom" in an interesting accent

Yer ma's gay

by YeaYeasaysYAsAySya May 16, 2022

Yer son

used to describe a teenager

Morata trash as per but yer son thinks he will "come good under sarriball1111"

by Gerrard's slip January 11, 2019

Screen-Yer Citizen

Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.

Not to be confused with screenior citizens.

Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.

by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010

punch yer cunt in

to kick someones ass

al punch yer cunt in m8

by blaire n bat August 21, 2010

lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 3, 2015

Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025