Suffragetti Spaghetti

What you will turn ‘Emily’ into if she talks about feminism one more fucking time
*You click on ✨Emily✨‘s story

Story: Omgggg why can’t men and woman just be equal...
You: Holy shit if she talks about equality one more time, i’m gonna turn her into Suffragetti Spaghetti
by Jonahquai April 11, 2021
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freddie the spaghetti

When a man called freddie wants to eat your spaghetti
Freddie the spaghetti means he wants to eat your spaghetti
by kawaiikookiie February 17, 2017
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mom's spaghetti

To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.

Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
Joe Z often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.
by Carlos Valencia January 27, 2007
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Vaginal Spaghetti

also known as "the ghetties"
Vaginal blood from a woman's period when added to spaghetti sauce is, used in old wive's tales, as a means of capturing a man's heart.
by Nam in DC June 06, 2005
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spaghetti dinner

Synonym for the painful feeling around your rectum that occurs from having swamp ass for long pieriods of time. Presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. The hair around the rectum acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being fucked in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. In severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. The most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.
me- Brandon why weren't you at football practice today?
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.
by speargun March 26, 2010
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anal spaghetti

1when your poop comes out in long thin logs.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.
I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.
by analmaster April 16, 2009
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Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
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