Free slurps

Not paying to get your dick sucked

Ayy girl you gonna give me some free slurps

by What the fuck it ain't working May 13, 2017

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

Slurp

Slurps are amazing caring people who are funny and love derkslurp. They want to work with other fandoms such as dunkins, sunraes, bebes, and more.

Slurps are derkslurp’s cool funny fandom

by diamond.x.derk January 18, 2021

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

slurp and sludge

When you just feel like sludging

“Holy shit man you know what I want to do? I wanna slurp and sludge so much right now”

by DropsByWil February 4, 2023

slurping the skunk

LICKING PUSSY

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk

by Cooder October 1, 2017

Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022