Shady Bag

(Adjective) Vernacular referring to a bag of illicit substances that contains noticeably less "stuff" than was advertised, but not so much less that the purchaser will do anything more than grumble slightly. For bags missing much more of their content, see "fucked over".

"Goddammit this is a fucking shady bag! A quarter ounce that weighs barely 6 grams... WITH the fucking bag?!"

or

"If that mother fucker sells me one more shady bag I'm gonna take a pair of bolt-cutters to his fucking taint."

by Astro-Smoker April 1, 2010

shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

by temujin77 May 14, 2015

Doing a shady

Saying that you are going to kill or hurt your self to get attention or putting your self down by saying stupid things

There he goes saying he’s going to kill him self just doing a shady to get attention

by Wikiguy April 2, 2019

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

Shady teenser

Somone who resembles shady jeff

(former member of hollywood undead)
and is also a teenser,
meaning the highest of all insults

Person 1: Somone with a mustache or dumb haircut
Person 2: Somone being under the douche bag influence
Person 3: somone who is a plan and outwright Shady teenser
Person 4: Somone who thinks they are a Hollywood Undead when they really know nothing about them

by shadyssuck September 9, 2009

shady katey

🅱️ Shady Katey is someone who seems loyal and says they will do something but won't (and they might even promise they will but still won't cause they Shady™) Uses 🅱️ a lot too (and probably has a bbf named Miles but that might be a little specific) but tbh in the end is a great fren

Damn Shady Katey strikes again

Fucking Shady (ass) Katey

by YaBoiMiles July 24, 2017