shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015

slime shady

you made a mistake

Slime SHAdY iS THe BEst PeRSON iN tHE worlD

by BabbleBoy February 19, 2023

shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

by temujin77 May 14, 2015

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Shady teenser

Somone who resembles shady jeff

(former member of hollywood undead)
and is also a teenser,
meaning the highest of all insults

Person 1: Somone with a mustache or dumb haircut
Person 2: Somone being under the douche bag influence
Person 3: somone who is a plan and outwright Shady teenser
Person 4: Somone who thinks they are a Hollywood Undead when they really know nothing about them

by shadyssuck September 9, 2009

shady katey

🅱️ Shady Katey is someone who seems loyal and says they will do something but won't (and they might even promise they will but still won't cause they Shady™) Uses 🅱️ a lot too (and probably has a bbf named Miles but that might be a little specific) but tbh in the end is a great fren

Damn Shady Katey strikes again

Fucking Shady (ass) Katey

by YaBoiMiles July 24, 2017