by ASDNFDSKLFKSKF June 18, 2014
A Seth Bowen is a magical word. If said 3 times in a row on the 2nd friday the 13th of the year he will appear as the great and holy Alpha Jew. It has only been seen once and those who look down upon him are smitten with awe and wonder.
I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?
Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
by PATRONUS GET SOME January 02, 2013
Mark: Dammit Jim!! why would your gf post your dick pics!??
Jim: What?
Mark: Your gf just seth rollinsed you, dude...
Jim: What?
Mark: Your gf just seth rollinsed you, dude...
by That freakin dude June 24, 2015
That one person who you can refer to as your moral compass with the interesting dance mooves. his hobbies include fish stalking, studying the deforestation of the camels/ the savage koalas, and snap it chatting his friends. He had a creepy girl like him for a while but now hes free and ready to explore his options. cough cough, you know who gurl, you know who. #METH his family has a gene for incredibly luxurious hair but unfortunately the gene skipped him. he also is distantly related to the mystical Owen, origin unknown. one unique thing about the set is their SEXY SOOTHING VOICES!!!! Don't give him grapes. never give him grapes. also don't lick behind his ears. it don't taste good.
"MRRRROOOOWWW" -Seth Compas
by Crazy Cream lover April 02, 2017
Someone who hates mushrooms, but is forced to put them up their peepee hole. Pretends he has kidney stones, then acts like he’s firing them out like a machine gun.
by Fattywithaglock May 19, 2020
A fat kid with a Triple chin. Seth Dorman also won't shut the fuck up about the most childish things. They usually look like a troll with a wig on singing black music, while smoking a huge hookah filled with crack.
by vxy¨ July 23, 2011
by no thanx May 05, 2008