Salty

A teenaged girl who is passive aggressive and slightly "ratchet."

"What's up with Emma lately? She's been so rude!"

"Don't worry about her. She's salty.

by Fly Muffin July 9, 2014

Salty

To be upset, usually over something small, which causes overreaction and rage quits

Guy 1: "Man, that guy with the curly hair at the community center was really mad after taking a ball to the face"
Guy 2: "He got so salty"

by TBot December 8, 2014

Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014

Salty Benjamin

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)

Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.

by PBE2 December 17, 2008

a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005

Salty Slapper

An artist with exceptional creative attitude and genius, rebellious and fearless, an Enfant Terrible.

Even the most successful salty slapper, will have experienced a time of deep frustration and disinterest, surviving a time when they were considered merely a belligerent waster.

by Make your voice seen October 23, 2019