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Salami Face

"Dat bish gave me the old Salami face"
by Sign In - Google Accounts January 24, 2021
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Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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Salami Rose

I made you a salami rose
by Laugh me silly July 9, 2022
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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.
"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"
by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022
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salami guy

salami guy is used for people who is cool,gets women and men,strong and very hot.
guy 1:"damn look at that guy,hes salami guy"
guy 2:"i wake up to the sounds"
by salami guy November 18, 2022
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Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
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Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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