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Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis
Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum
by BABARACUS December 12, 2019
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Possum

Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.
Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”
by fungusfriend April 20, 2021
mugGet the Possummug.

Possum

There’s a possum playing dead in the road
by theovondictionary November 3, 2022
mugGet the Possummug.

Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are
He lied about cheating,what a swamp possum
by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024
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living possum

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023
mugGet the living possummug.

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
by anonymous November 19, 2021
mugGet the playing possummug.

living possum

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.
by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017
mugGet the living possummug.

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