Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022

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pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 07, 2014

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Jorkle Pond

A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.

The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.

by cockthrob May 24, 2024

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Pudding Pond

Definitely a group anal, pegging, shit fuck party. Definitely not a MTB trail in New Hampshire, US.

6 of my friends are going to pudding pond tomorrow and won’t come back the same.

by Thaswutsheesed June 26, 2021

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expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.

I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!

by Cammythejammy February 23, 2023

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