by Big Ass Boy August 22, 2018
when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex
friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010
Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 02, 2022
The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.
by A. Ovechkin September 02, 2015
by Drawn & Quarterly April 24, 2010
by AxionBeck December 13, 2022
Trav be over here looking for some shit everyday. He a bottom shelf nigga. Ain't no charity up in here.
by Oatmeal787 October 11, 2015