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Stank lettuce

Synonym for weed, see also Laser lettuce, Wacky tabacky, etc
Ayo cuh pass that stank lettuce

On god
by LikeyacutG September 10, 2020
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Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut
by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022
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lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.
I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.
by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022
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Lettuce Party

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice
by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022
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Hot lettuce

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?
"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".
by Sydneyp0798 January 14, 2022
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Meat Lettuce

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.
by Yarnce July 16, 2021
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Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.
"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."
by Frostybadger August 9, 2021
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