Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.

"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"

by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015

Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.

I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.

by Toosour August 23, 2019

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).

Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.

by Assfartion November 2, 2017

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023

Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 11, 2019

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023